Fandom(s): Naruto RPG; Patricia Briggs (Alpha and Omega and Mercy)
Spoilers: from Naruto RPG land
Rating: PGGenre(s): General; Humor
Characters: Umino Hiroshi; Bran Cornnick, Charles Cornnick
Prompt: Hiroshi meets Charles
Summary: Rule one: don't make eye contact. Rule two: never piss off dieties
Word Count: 1,047
Disclaimer: The Alpha and Omega/Mercy Characters belong to Patricia Briggs, the Naruto ‘verse belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, Hiroshi and his irritable, over-protective and twitcy canine-self are mine. They don't take well to strangers.
Author’s Notes: Requested by Leah. I could continue this for a while and may do so. Hiro isn't too happy with me right now. Uberwolves make him nervous.
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The snow was a dead giveaway that Umino Hiroshi was not in Konoha anymore. He could have been in Snow Country, except that it was no longer Snow Country and now Spring Country, thanks to their Hokage’s early genin days. Frowning, he turned around slowly to survey his current predicament and froze as a light breeze brought a scent to him.
Predators. Pack. Fur. Hunt. Danger.
Inu-Hiroshi was already stirring in the back of his mind, ready to leap forward at a moments notice even as he growled his displeasure at the Kami who decided it would be fun to drop him deep in the territory of a pack of…not-wolves, if his nose was right.
His chakra sense tingled and he was suddenly aware of at least two approaching signatures. One was frighteningly like a combination of his uncle’s and his own (known only because of his brothers’ ability to imitate people down to their signature for a short period of time) half-crazed tentative control that Hiroshi quickly snarled at his Inu-self to shut up and let him handle this. The second signature was the one that Hiroshi decided was actually the most dangerous and potentially dominant. It reminded him of his mother’s super tight control which led people to believe that the petit woman was no threat and that it was her children you needed to watch out for.
Hiroshi had always snorted at that. There was a reason even he and his Inu-self continued to follow his mother as pack-leader, despite his dominance. As scary and territorial and dominant he was his mother still made him look like a puppy with no self control.
With a tight jaw, Hiroshi forced himself to take a seat in the snow and attempt to appear non-threatening (very difficult) and confused (not difficult).
The pair was nearly upon him and Hiroshi spent his last moments alone snarling curses at the Kami who seemed to take sadistic delight in tormenting his clan.
The approaching not-wolves stopped a distance from him, still hidden in the forest.
Hiroshi sighed and called out, “If I apologized profusely and swore on every god I’ve ever heard of I had no idea how I ended up here, would there be any chance of you letting me slink away and attempt to get home?”
“I’m afraid not.” An amused voice answered in English and Hiroshi blinked a moment while his mind switched languages. English was used as a minor code language for shinobi, which meant that anyone of chuunin rank or higher was fluent.
“Damn.” He sighed in the same language, “Can you tell me where I’ve managed to end up, then?”
“Just outside of Aspen Creek, Montana.” The amused voice said again and its owner finally stepped out into the open. He was a shorter man (again striking a chord in his superficial resemblance to his mother) with sandy hair. He looked very young but Hiroshi doubted he was. He twitched a bit as the second man stepped forward too.
Hiroshi made sure to keep a very, very tight grip on his Inu-self and to avoid eye contact altogether. He brought a hand up to rub at his temples and tried to ignore his Inu-self’s howls and snarls as he felt waves of power declaring the two men dominant to his trained senses.
“You’re not a werewolf.” The second man said. It wasn’t a question. Hiroshi blinked and glanced up at them for a split second before he had to shut his eyes against the pain of Inu-Hiroshi baying for escape. These two were predators and more dangerous than him—that made him very nervous. The only time Hiroshi had felt his Inu-self so close to all out panic had been when his adoptive uncle, theHokage, had let some of the Kyuubi’s chakra loose nearby.
“Ah, no.” Hiroshi said rubbing again at his temples and snarling at his Inu-self fiercely to shut up and stay still because he was going to handle things and they were not going to be eaten. He hoped.
“But you’re something close. Not a Walker. You smell like…dog. A mostly domestic dog.” The taller, less controlled man continued.
“Yes. Family curse.” Hiroshi said honestly, not volunteering any information.
“You were born like this?” Asked the first man.
“With all the traits, yes. They needed to be…activated…though.” Hiroshi said and tried very hard not to fidget.
The two men were silent for a long while, and Hiroshi was reminded of his twin elder brothers who barely needed eye contact to communicate, although he didn’t trust his control of Inu-Hiroshi enough to glance up and check on how they were speaking.
“Are you a threat to me and mine?” The sandy-haired man asked, voice deadly serious.
Hiroshi couldn’t help the bitter laugh, “If you were any normal human I’d say yes, but I doubt a single dog is a match for a pack of wolves. I doubt I’d be a match for a single one of you either. I don’t want to start trouble. I just want to get back to my pack.”
“They leaderless now?” The first man asked, concern evident.
“No. Thankfully not. My mother’s in charge. She’s the only one who’d ever keep all of us in line.” Hiroshi said.
“She’s more dominant that you are?” there was something in his tone that made Hiroshi grin.
“And frighteningly in control. My little sister is following in her footsteps too.”
“I’m not sure whether or not I actually want to meet your family or avoid them.” The pack-leader said with a small laugh. “You are welcome in my pack’s territory as long as you do not start trouble. Come, you’re not exactly dressed for the weather. What’s your name?”
Hiroshi blinked. Had he just passed inspection? “Hiroshi Umino.”
“I am Bran Cornnick and this is my son, Charles. Try not to antagonize my pack, not all of them are as in control as we are and are a bit volatile.” The pack-leader, Bran, said turning and leading the way back in the direction he’d come from.
“It’s just like a family reunion then.” Hiroshi said with a sigh, “avoid eye contact and don’t push anyones’ buttons, or we may not find your body.”
“Always good advice.” Charles said, nodding sagely.